I Like A Plain Burger

I like burgers. I do. I like them plain. What does that mean? That means without any toppings. So, when I order them I don't need to be asked if that includes lettuce and tomato. I am always asked that, but it's not needed. Why? Because I like it plain. I like to say I am a revolutionary. I still get the confused looks, but in life I am often confused, so I don't judge. Who am I kidding? I judge. Who doesn't judge? It's fun to judge. But that's another topic for another day. I am a picky eater and proud of it. I know there has to be someone else out there who enjoys a plain burger. Speak now! But I'll tell you I enjoy the bun.